" tees off "

 [ "tee off" ]

1: To punch someone, preferably with extreme force.

  * e.g.,  ... Imma tee off on yo grill nigga! 

 [ "Teeing Off" ]

1: A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time! Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off! 

 [ "tee off" ]

1: The inessential act of removing one's shirt before a fist fight. Usually followed by an exchange of the words square and up.

  * e.g.,  ... I watched Jason and Matt tee off, squared up, and get arrested before anyone threw a punch. 

 [ "tee off" ]

1: Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, the second I saw the "RAWR means I love you in dionosaur" banner ad I knew I had to tee off. I wanted to go to urbandictionary.com but didn't have time to tee off. There are some sites I just can't visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise. 

 [ "tee off" ]

1: To rub the tip of the dick. masterbate!) MAY get you an orgasm faster that jerking off.

  * e.g.,  ... Ahhhh. yess, man does it feel good to Tee Off to porn 

 [ "Tee off" ]

1: Tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! I use it all the time its like a move along sayin!

  * e.g.,  ... Tee off! ive had enough of you an ur hat! 

 [ "Teeing Off" ]

1: When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.

  * e.g.,  ... i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch! 

 [ "teeing off" ]

1: a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: hey pal! 

 [ "tee off" ]

1: to wake up with morning wood

  * e.g.,  ... do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning 

 [ "tee-her-off" ]

1: sexual innuendo for people who play golf

  * e.g.,  ... I'd like to go golfing with her a.k.a. tee-her-off